You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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