He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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