after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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