And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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