god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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