I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I understand Curling. That high.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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