I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
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My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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