Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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