it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.