I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants