FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.