Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos