rhymes with "ouble enetration"
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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