you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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