i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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