OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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