He disabled his match.com account in front of me
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Randomize
