Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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