she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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