Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
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One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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