I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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