he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
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well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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