Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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