Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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