dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
wow bdsm is so cute
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