I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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