Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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