i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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