this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
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It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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