Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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