Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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