just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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