____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
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Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
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No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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