South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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