I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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