I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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