therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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