Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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