it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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