Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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