How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize