are you still at the devil's house?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
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turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
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He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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