Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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