Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
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I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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