Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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