Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Drake has all the answers
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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