Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
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"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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