we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
