What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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