If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
she told me i tasted like america
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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