the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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