Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
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I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
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I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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