Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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