Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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