Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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