Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
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I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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