billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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