seriously i just wanna be friends
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I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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