why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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