A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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